If you take a paper bag, put dog shit inside of it, but then label it "gold," you still only have a paper bag of dog shit. In the same light, the financially faltering AOL Time Warner company has decided to rename their cable television and internet division to Bright House Networks. You have likely seen and heard their television adverts with the annoying whistle and flute solo. I now despise them even more. Their logo reminds me of 1950's war era symbols. In fact, their logo (the second from the left) is rather reminiscent of these other images.

And this thought process led to some quality time with Photoshop.

Speaking of companies I despise, I visited my local Blockbuster Video store recently and checked-out a copy of Life or Something Like It featuring Angelina Jolie. I had only before heard the title, but knew nothing of the plot or characters. I ended up enjoying this movie very much.

3 Comments on “Lustrous Domiciliate Reticulations”

1. Starcrunchz
   

   Screw Brighthouse/Aol-TimeWarner/Cnn and the horse they rode in on. Their commercials with happy little homes make me want to set fire to the house with the sleeping families still inside. I hold back the urge to vomit everytime I see the goddamn things… I'm in a rage just thinking about it.

   Did I mention I don't really care for the new commercials for Brighthouse?

     14 May 2003, 2107
2. JJEternal
   

   Dave, that is truly some of your finest work!

   On a complete side note and I doubt anyone will care, AOL TimeWarner is trying to sell my beloved Atlanta Braves. I just hope Ted Turner has enough money to buy them back. The crap AOL is making my team do is ridiculous. [/rant]

     15 May 2003, 0153
3. David July 
   

   Thanks, Scott! I hope to be making more posts like that soon.

     15 May 2003, 1833

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