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Sorry to disappoint you
Monday, 13 January 2003, 0121

I, like any other website manager or owner, checks from time to time the statistics that are automatically gathered about the site, including numbers of hits, referrers, most popular times of day, etc. Mine also list what search engine phrases or words people looked for to eventually get to my site.

In addition to the keywords and description of the site I have provided, search engines will automatically visit, scan and record words written on the site. Many personal site commentaries will occasionally include amusing such search terms, often relating to nothing on the site they visited.

Straight men and lesbians around the world must be getting awfully pissed off at me these days. Click Here to see what happens if you search for the phrase "Playboy™ Lingerie Calendar" at Google.com.

Search Results: Page One, Site Two.

And according to the statistics, there are many people who visit looking for that content. Ha!

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  1. FSUpaintball

    holy shiznit. Do you know what this means?

    500 people a day are learning that Vodka makes me puke, and allows Howie to draw a smilie face on my cheek!

    Dave, what are the statistics saying these days?

    Oh yes, and what the hell are you doing searching for "Playboy Lingerie Calender"? :-D

  2. Allstarme79

    I should almost be worried that people around the world are viewing my ugly mug. But you know what? life is too short to care what people in Uzbekitsan say, right? Yeah suuure. At least I don't have stuff drawn on my face, right Matt? Lol J/K.

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